the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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