I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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