Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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