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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.

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