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• (850): View more from Florida

  when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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• (949): View more from California

  He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

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