Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
zippers are such a cool invention
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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