I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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