Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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