you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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