We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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