On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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