New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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