Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.