he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.