I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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