In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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