My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
he's single and there are thong briefs.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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