At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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