do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
