just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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