I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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