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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think people are normalizing furries
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