I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.