I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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