? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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