so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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