Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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