girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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