Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
