my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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