I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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