so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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