Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's no shave November. This is our time.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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