I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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