I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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