So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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