my mouth tastes like poor choices
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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