You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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