What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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