I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize