I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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