I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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