Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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