I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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