totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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