But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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