fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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