Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
