i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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