i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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