I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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