# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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