in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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