Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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