I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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