I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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