Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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