My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
40s are totally the cure
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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