i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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